By the initial Fourth Grade teacher conference you mostly know what you’ve got. In our case, it’s a good student who could be a very good student if he developed discipline or a work ethic. But we who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, and since I don’t want to break my own windows or menace our good student with rocks, I’ll let Big Brother skate until I can show him a better example, or learn to revel in my own hypocrisy. Either way would work.
Kindergarten teacher conferences are harder to predict. The little diamonds are still in the rough. It’s too early to know what type of diamond/quartz/shiny shard of glass Buster will turn out to be, but that doesn’t mean it’s too early to critique his Kindergarten artwork.
This piece took my breath away. The sentiment was so sweet. The tear I was about to shed was choked by a revelation. He doesn’t know what “thankful for” means. He thinks it’s an alternate way to say “mad at.” I shook off this terrible notion. Of course he knows what it means. They would have talked about it in class. All the other kids are thankful for appropriate things; so is he. He’s truly thankful for his brother. What a charming boy!
Now there’s only one minor difficulty.
He has two brothers.
Did he mean to make it plural? Probably not. It’s strain enough being thankful for one brother. Being thankful for both is a bridge too far. No child should be held to that standard.
So which one?
We could show it to his brothers separately, like we do when we privately tell each of them, “You’re our favorite. Don’t tell your brothers.”
No. These kids are the worst at keeping secrets when you’re trying to divide and conquer them.
We’ll just pencil in an s at the end of brother before anybody sees it. That way, the only people who will have to wonder are his parents. We won’t puzzle over the mystery of the exalted brother too long. If we had a dog, neither sibling would have made the cut. I’m not sure how they’d fare against a hamster.
Self-portraits always give good insight into the Kindergartener’s mind. I know this is a self-portrait because the subject is carrying Buster’s Halloween bag. The scabs on the knees offer secondary evidence. The letters may indicate he is covering his knee wounds with International Olympic Committee Toilet Paper and he plans to shav[e] his legs. More likely he is following in the footsteps of Michelangelo, who, as every schoolboy knows, liked to practice making his letters on the peripheries of his paintings.
I wish the top weren’t stuck behind the wall bracket. I like to see how kids depict their own hair. That’s disappointing, but it doesn’t detract from the significance of this masterpiece: whatever this kid’s strengths and weaknesses may turn out to be, he draws a killer jack-o-lantern.
We’ll always have that.
Any day now this may show up on one of your ceilings. 😀
Grosser things have happened. With three boys, anything could show up anywhere.
How cute is that? He gets to be a turkey, and he’s thankful for his brother. Maybe he didn’t name names because he’s got two brothers. That jack-o-lantern is amazing. I love that he drew scabs on his knees and how that was an integral part of the identification process. Grab the magnets, this one goes on the fridge. 🙂
We’re gonna need a bigger fridge. And possibly a fridge curator.
You’ve got three growing boys… you’re gonna need a bigger fridge anyway. 🙂
What a nice dose of reality you turned out to be.
This looks a lot like my son in Kindergarten, except that some of his letters were backwards. Very cute post. Every parent can relate (and has these pictures somewhere in the house.)
Hmmm. Backward letters? Some Russian letters look like they are backward. Are they meddling in our Kindergartens too? I’d keep an eye on that teacher.
As long as one draws a killer Jack-o-Lantern and had apparently the body of a turkey, it’s all good! You’re golden.
We checked off all the important developmental boxes.
Oh this is just so sweet yet I can see from an adult advantage that there is a problem, one that you came up with a solution for. Great problem solving, Scott!! As for those letters …. could it be he will become an undercover spy? Just a thought …. 🙂
He would be a great spy. No one can make him talk when he doesn’t want to. The enemy would get frustrated with his grunts and give up.