How many days ‘til Christmas?

How many days ‘til Christmas? I get asked that a lot lately. Mostly it’s Big Man asking the question. His Kindergarten class hasn’t worked their way up to subtraction from such a lofty number as 25 yet. Sometimes Buster will ask me. He knows how to subtract from 25, but why should he have to, when he could just ask a parent? As part of their Christmas cheer and good will, parents should always be ready to announce how many long, tedious days remain between a kid and the most prized morning of the year.

Yesterday it was requested I ask Siri how many days ‘til Christmas. Apparently, my calculations have run up against some doubt in the elementary school mathematics community. Perhaps my results don’t seem optimistic enough. Siri’s information, on the other hand, is ironclad.

I didn’t ask Siri. I will not be doubted.

Big Brother doesn’t ask me about the countdown. He’s trying to play it cool. Or maybe he’s going straight to Siri behind my back.

I wonder what Siri got them for Christmas.

I have more reason than Siri does to know how many days ‘til Christmas. I know exactly the number of days because, to me, they are not long and tedious; they are short and fleeting.

There’s not enough time. People want me to show up for work; others want me to attend holiday events; the schools want to have plays and concerts, the whole time softly coercing parents to show up to support their children. And the kids’ sports programs and music lessons have no mercy either.

Tell me, oh great and powerful Siri, when am I supposed to make Christmas happen?

Siri relaxing and enjoying the Holiday Season in her own unhelpful way.

The Christmas season seems like it would be fun, if you could afford a moment to enjoy it. Imagine sitting down to a nice Christmas movie with your family, without being haunted by the myriad things left to do before that hard deadline that equals 25-0.

As I recall, when I was a kid, Santa Claus picked up a lot of the slack. Saint Nick came through every year. Now, not so much. He’s older now, so maybe he can’t do the heavy lifting he used to do. I guess that’s a valid excuse; I just wish he had let us know he was getting ready to wash his hands of the whole making kids merry thing.

Perhaps Santa could have apprenticed Siri into the role. I mean, wouldn’t it be great if she did a little more than just talking Christmas up to the kids?

Well, maybe I’ll get to relax after Christmas. Boxing Day should be good, except for all the Christmas mess, and the kids wanting to play with all their toys at the same time and getting overstimulated.

But I don’t have to think too hard, or really even get up out of my chair to put a kid in Timeout. So, yeah, the day after Christmas should be fine.

15 comments on “How many days ‘til Christmas?

  1. CrankyPants says:

    Well we have no kids and we live far away from family so we plan to have a nice quiet relaxed Christmas. I’m sure though one day you’ll miss the kids excitement over Christmas.

  2. CrankyPants says:

    Oops and Merry Christmas anyway!

  3. floatinggold says:

    Merry Christmas.
    It’s really quite sad that this season meant to be relaxing is filled with more rush than usual. I’m making a conscious effort to slow down. Keep fighting the good fight.
    At least you have Boxing Day off?
    In the US, some people just have the Christmas day off this year as it lands on a Wednesday.

    • This may be my last year to have much of the week off between Christmas and New Years, so I’m going to focus on trying to enjoy that. That’s the plan; we’ll see how it goes. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours!

  4. stacybuckeye says:

    I hope Christmas AND Boxing Day have been happy and relaxing. I’ve been sick and somehow this still managed to be the most relaxing Christmas I’ve had since Gage was born!

  5. AmyRose🌹 says:

    Adorable post as usual, Scott. Happy without being relaxed ….. somehow I relate. (smile)

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